Peter Jackson's First Calendar

Calendars are good because you get new ones every single year, or if you exist in my house, 4 or 5 a year depending on special offers. This leads to lots of funny, scary, weird, cool things that hang on walls but need changing and so need boxing up (note: not throwing away, this is very important if one day you want to collect enough stuff so that your son can write a blog that no-one reads about it).
I believed this calendar would give me a long blog post. unfortunately, after the monumentally fantastic outside cover it deteriorates into competently drawn pictures of J.R.R. Tolkien's ideas so The Shire and what not. Shame. So here is the outside cover. Looking at it again really hammers home the disappointment that this wasn't 12 pictures of Tolkien in various, gradually sexier, poses:



You know the best thing about this? The 'The' - this implies there was one released every year. If you have the full set, keep it to yourself.